Pieces from The Texas Travesty:
- Coachella Unimpressed by Lineup of Attending Fans
- Cats Discover Internet, File Massive Lawsuit
- Point: My Eyes Are Up Here!
- Counterpoint: But We’re Down Here!
- Cleveland Cavaliers Officially Eliminated From Next Year’s NBA Playoffs
- GOP Releases Own NCAA Bracket in Response to Obama
- King James Bible Revised to Include More References to Lebron James